Worst Mascot Ever. I don’t care what this blogger says. An orange is way cooler.

Also this post makes fun of one of the teams for having a color as a team name. Yeah Ohio has TWO of those. Woo Cleveland Browns and Cincinnati Reds!

While Cleveland has adopted the dog as its current mascot, this is the best Cincinnati has been able to come up with:

Ahhhhh! Watch out grandpa!

That’s the stuff of nightmares, folks.